33 Halloween Captions For Your Pet’s Costume… Because They Know They’re The Cutest

Let’s be honest: Your pet is sweeter than a Pumpkin Spice Latte. They have all the love in the world to give, and don’t ask for much in return besides Milk Bones, cuddles, and your undivided attention when they’re doing something ridiculously adorable (which is literally always). Your camera roll is overflowing with pictures of them living their #bestlives, especially when they’re hopping from leaf pile to leaf pile in the fall. They’re dressed to impress in the most dapper cable knit sweater to match their vibes, and you can’t wait to pick out a perfect Halloween costume for them. This year, you’ll need some spooky and clever Halloween captions for your pet’s costume, because they know they’re the cutest pup-kin in the patch. (And you do, too.)

Whether you opt for a punny or sassy costume to show off your pet’s one-of-a-kind personality, they’ll likely strike a pose like they give zero fluffs, and try to play it cool. (Little do they know, you know they’re one big ham who can’t get enough of that Insta fame.) It’s a ruff life being that cute 24/7, huh?

Use one or use ’em all these captions are here for the picking. I also won’t judge if you Instagram three pictures of your fur baby’s costume on the same day (because I’m definitely guilty of doing the same). #NoShame.

1. "Cutest pumpkin in the patch."

2. "Witch better have my Milk Bones."

3. "Sassy since day one."

4. "Maybe I ate all the treats… maybe I didn’t."

5. "Creepin’ it real since birth."

6. "Pup-kin spice and everything nice."

7. "Ruff life being this cute."

8. "That’s one hot dog." (For the pup in a hot dog costume.)

9. "Just here for the Milk Bones."

10. "Get yourself a handsome puppy. He will never ghost you." Alexa Mellardo

11. "Zero fluffs given."

12. "Too cute to spook."

13. "Haunt mess."

14. "Wake and slay."

15. "Witch way to the treats?"

16. "Let’s taco bout it."

17. "Happy Pug-o-ween."

18. "Dressed to impress." (For the dapper pet who’s trying to get some digits at the Halloween party.)

19. "Let’s get this pawty started."

20. "Clear winner of the costume contest."

21. "Does this bun make my butt look big?" (For the pup in a hot dog costume.)

22. "Paws off my treats, witches."

23. "Squad."

24. "Fall so hard mother pumpkins wanna spice me."

25. "Hot date for the night." (For a picture of you and your pet.)

26. "Dapper AF."

27. "I can’t really see another squad tryna cross us." Drake, "No Tellin’" (For the pup crew who won Halloween.)

28. "#SquashGoals"

29. "I never met a pup-kin I didn’t like."

30. "Ready for the house pawty."

31. "Throw some glitter, make it rain." Kesha, "Blow" (For the diva pup.)

32. "Glitter is my signature color." My Dog (Also for the diva pup.)

33. "No tricks, just treats."

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